Indisputably the best place on the internet to meet your sock zombie needs. You might be asking yourself, “Wait, what’s a sock zombie and why do I need one?” A sock zombie is a zombie doll made completely from socks. It’s better than an ACTUAL zombie in so many ways! I mean, can you put an ACTUAL zombie in your backpack? Sure. But just that one time. Sock zombies are available in a wide-range of sizes and colors and phases of decay. I don’t want to sound preachy, but experts agree—bringing a sock zombie into your home is really the best way to ensure you’ll be around after the zombie apocalypse. You should buy three or four right now, just as insurance.

And if you need more convincing, please take a few minutes and watch a short yet informative film chronicling the life of a single Sock Zombie looking for love.

And then take a few more minutes and watch the sequel.