Hi there! My name is Erin and I’m a freelance writer in Tempe, Arizona. I also make zombies out of socks. Feverishly. It’s become a compulsion, frankly, and even though I’ve made and sold almost 2,000 of these guys I can’t seem to stop. It’s been extraordinarily gratifying to see how many seemingly normal people get a kick out of these undead sock things.

All sock zombies are handmade by me from 100% brand new materials and they’re all filled with hypo-allergenic polyester fiberfill. Once completed, each zombie is encased in a sealed clear plastic bag where he (or she, it’s so hard to tell) fumes and plots and gnashes his or her little sock teeth.

I also specialize in ridiculously inept crocheted afghans. If you’re interested, I’ll need two years notice in order to give up and not finish it on time.